What a Man Sees vs. What a Woman Sees
Me:  Hey, honey, can you help me out?  My shirt needs to be ironed.  Could you do that for me while I'm getting ready for bed.
Husband:  Sure.  Where is it?  (Examines shirt)  Are you sure this needs to be ironed?
Me:  Are you looking at the same shirt I am?
Husband:  It's not even wrinkled.
Me:  (Laughing) Are you being serious or sarcastic?
Husband:  Serious.
Me:  If you are honestly being serious, I am concerned.
Husband:  I'll iron it for you, but it really doesn't look wrinkled to me at all.
Me:  (Holding up extremely wrinkled, bottom portion of shirt)  What about this part right here?
Husband:  (Looking closely)  I really don't see it!
Me:  I am concerned for you based on that comment.
Needless to say, the shirt was hopelessly wrinkled.  Bless his heart.  I love him.
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